Let me start out by saying that I am the resident beauty director at Fashion Unfiltered, so critiquing fashion is not exactly why I get paid the big bucks around here. But I think we can all agree that this papier-mâché penis that sauntered down the runway today at MAN—an emerging talent platform described by FU’s Afsun Qureshi as “the lovechild of Topman and Fashion East”—is very, very important. Was this confection, designed by Charles Jeffrey Loverboy, meant to be a statement about misogyny in America (there was another papier-mâché piece modeled after the U.S. flag in the show) after the recent Presidential election? Is this super-sized phallus a jab at Trump, whose member is undoubtedly microscopic judging by his hands (an issue that was actually discussed during a Presidential debate)? Is it a penis at all? Or is it merely a Freudian illusion like Cara Delevingne’s “swan” sculpted out of a hotel towel? The world may never know. The only thing we’re sure of is that it wouldn’t be fashion week without a giant dick or two.