We’ve got three words for you: Treat. Yo. Self. Yes, it’s Treat Yo Self Day and it really is the best day of the year. Better than Christmas, Hanukkah, or even your birthday, October 13th marks a period of 24 hours when, according to Donna Meagle from Parks and Recreation, you can "blow big money" on things you want that serve no purpose other than to make you sublimely happy. And when you see something you want, you do like The Donald and you grab it.
Want to be a "cashmere velvet candy cane" like Tom Haverford? Treat yo self. Crystal beetle? Treat yo self. Bedazzled elbows? Treat yo self. Whether clothes, fragrances, massages, mimosas, or fine leather goods tickle your fancy, now is the time to indulge in a little retail therapy in celebration of U.S. capitalism. So do your part and Make America Great Again by maxing out your AmEx. Click through our slideshow to see the FU team’s ultimate splurges.